Dear Luella and David ,
I hope your both well!
Even though I'm a little on the old side I would very much like to be considered for the position of foster daughter .I love you and i think i would be a welcome addition to your home I'm housetrained, I can entertain (maybe sing a song or two do a little dance etc etc ) i'm old enough to look after the kiddies when you nip out for supper but most importantly ill be extra good all the time i'll go to bed early and ill stop drinking wine and everything.
It would be lovely to discuss this in person sometime maybe over tea and cake??
Please adopt me
many thanks
Jeanie annan-lewin
Fat fashion assistant